WATCH: The Funniest Play-By-Play Ever

On Thursday, Seattle’s KIRO Radio posted a hilarious video of their radio host John Curley offering a play-by-play of a video from the night before, in which a vandal attempted to break into a vehicle owned by one of the radio station’s employees. Curley’s dramatic rendition, in which he sounded as if he were at a WWF event, is fall-down funny: